What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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