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At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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