the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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