Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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