ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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