i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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