Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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