we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
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You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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