There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize