He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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