You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Randomize
