sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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