Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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