smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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