all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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