belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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