He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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