Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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