I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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