That's intense
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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