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You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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