I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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