I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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