i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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