Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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