i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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