He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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