I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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