after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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