shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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