where am i from again
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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