great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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