Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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