have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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