Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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