Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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