with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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