I hate your face
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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