He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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