BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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