He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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