OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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