So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
jump out the window naked night went bad
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