I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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