is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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