i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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