check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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