Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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