I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
the liver wants what the liver wants
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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