I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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