An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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