they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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