Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
