My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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