ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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