Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
