You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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