the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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